thebootydiaries:

im fine

fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

laurapalmerlaurapalmer:

johnmausbf:

This is a website

rohie:

gaysolarian:

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

ve5ta:

smallhonkfriend:

person: how is your mental state?

me: 

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shitpostinguniverse:

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